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UNEMPLOYABLE - I blame corporate greed

Hillary's Spinmeisters -

Why are the liberals? -

OBAMA BEAT DOWN BY ALLEN WEST - Allen West states Obama should dust off his Nobel Peace Prize and return it for all the military ventures he has advanced in his administration!

REPUBLICAN HYPOCRASY? - If you're so afraid of government power why would you rush to support the power of life and death?

POLITICIANS - "It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hung".

SORE LOSER - “Man, sometimes God really sucks...." ~Glenn Beck

TAGS: conservative republican pundit glenn beck
Rating: 2.14/5

More politifakes by Cannabal

crankyhead - November 15, 2012, 5:40 pm
P.S. I'll take some strawberry compote on my waffles, whenever they're ready arnnatz. Thanks.
crankyhead - November 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
You're clearly trying to hide how b***hurt you are about the election results with all this overreaching for conspiracies, where there aren't any, arnnatz. Crowley did her job. One of the candidates tried to push a lie, and she didn't let him. Period.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:56 pm
Nope, no way you're on meth, because otherwise it would help alleviate your clear case of a**burger's Syndrome no doubt.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:43 pm
actually I expected a better argument from you. Now it's almost like debating cranky, except you haven't done the "Hey, look over there" yet
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:41 pm
so no justification or argument about your logic fail? I expected more from you.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:38 pm
And I a**ume you live in Missouri and only do about a quarter of the methamphetamine that Battaile uses.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:35 pm
I a**ume you live in colorado and are taking advantage of the legal weed. It's messing up your ability to make a valid argument
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:34 pm
where's the waffle? Raddatz was impartial, even in your comment. Crowley was not impartial. Therefore, it's a logic fail on your part
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:33 pm
#43376 You make more waffles than a Waffle House run by Mitt Romney and John Kerry.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:30 pm
That's exactly my point. She was impartial, not a member of one of the debate teams. The last part of your argument is total bs and unsupported by the first part or my prior comment.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:20 pm
I don't recall Martha Raddatz, who is a Republican by the way, treating either Biden or Ryan unfairly during the VP debates. You Republican voters are now the new "Bush-blamers," whining about how Obama got preferential treatment and "stole the election."
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 7:34 pm
So, moderators are also debate team members in your storybook? I always a**ume moderators are impartial and don't defend one team member over the other. That's the purpose of the debate in the first place.
crankyhead - November 14, 2012, 5:32 pm
Seriously, you can't accuse one of the debate moderators of being impartial, just because they corrected your candidate, when he misspoke.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 3:12 pm
Hey, Romney was the one spewing bull**** on national television; if he didn't wanna get called out for it, he shouldn't have said it.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 3:10 pm
Just made a poster of that. And quite frankly, that's all kinds of f***ed up.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 2:54 pm
If candy crowley hadn't been on team obama, it would have been an effective argument
fauxnews - November 14, 2012, 2:41 pm
I think we found out what happened to Groucho. HEADLINE: Crazed g** man kills himself after Romney loses... http://www.mediaite.com/print/florida-man-commits-suicide-over-obama-re-election-wrote-fk-obama-in-will/
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 1:54 pm
And Romney tried to call out Obama for not calling Benghazi a terrorist attack during the 2nd presidential debate when Obama in fact called it an "act of terror," and conservatives did nothing but whine and b**** about this little fact check.
arnnatz - November 13, 2012, 9:34 pm
and obama criticized romney because romney said it was a terrorist attack
arnnatz - November 13, 2012, 9:33 pm
remember when obama said bengazi happened because of a video and romney said it was because of terrorists?
Cannabal - November 13, 2012, 8:40 pm
Remember when Mitt Romney was against FEMA before he was for it, because a f***ing hurricane hit the East Coast, devastating New York? And Chris Christie, Gov. of NJ said, "f*** Romney's ph**o op, I got **** to do"?
arnnatz - November 13, 2012, 7:18 pm
That's john kerry. Obama had his share of flip flops. Take g** marriage for instance
Cannabal - November 13, 2012, 4:55 pm
You know who was for the storm before he was against it? Mitt Romney.
arnnatz - November 12, 2012, 11:27 pm
Sound kind of like "I'm so glad we had that storm last week" - Oh, sorry, that was a democrat "news caster"

THE VIEW - Did Anyone Tell Bammy That The "V" Stood For Vagina?

GRIEF - BUSH - I just can't believe it ! My daddy took my baseball team away !




punchline -

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Rating: 4.78/5

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punking Liberals -

Obama -

TAGS: politifake pun
Rating: 4.5/5

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RonaldReagan - March 1, 2015, 1:30 pm
Good one. A keeper. Sent it to my son. For a living, he likes to fix computers. He doesn't like Obummer. Perfect!

1 DOWN, 1 TO GO - Bringing decency back to journalism, taking down one rabid pundit at a time.

Only Liberals -

TAGS: abortion capitalpunishment liberalism hypocrisy deathpenalty
Rating: 4.5/5

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yourmomchoselife - October 22, 2013, 8:04 am
They believe killing the innocent is a human right but the right to life is not.
yourmomchoselife - October 22, 2013, 7:57 am
They demand the right to kill the innocent.
Curlyrocks - October 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
They don't want to kill the innocent, they'll just look the other way while some one else does it, like drone strikes.

SOMETHING IS JUST WRONG WITH THIS - Creative pun or plain poor journalistic wording ?

LET'S NOT FORGET... - Obama called having a baby as "punishment"

GET OUT OF THE FREAKIN' WAY - I Have To Work On My Swing

HEY LOOK! - It's "New Kidz On The Block" 2.0

BIG EFFIN' DEAL - But Not As Big, Or Important As Being The First Sitting President To Appear On The VIEW

OBAMA AND THE NAACP - They're Both Scared Of The TEA Parties

IN JUSTICE OR BOXING... - ...remember to "Stick & Move, Stick & Move."

Pundit wisdom -

micro-agression? -

Elitist Hypocrite -

Dems Want to Shut Gov Down -

Celebrate the 4th of July Like a Real American -

TAGS: 4th of july independence day america merica punch a flag burning hippie liberals democrats progressives socialists cpusa
Rating: 5/5

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DebtToAmerica - July 6, 2015, 1:53 am
P.S. - this is sarcasm, pointing out the fact that pro-war conservatives have turned the US into the kind of empire it declared independence from. if the founding fathers could speak they'd be screaming "i hate you imperialist m**********rs!"
DebtToAmerica - July 6, 2015, 1:51 am
yeah! dont those hippies know that the founding fathers supported the idea of perpetual war funded by excessive taxation of the subjects of a brutal psuedodemocratic empire?

#MuslimlivesmattermorethanAmericanBigots -

TAGS: trump protester sucker punch mcgraw
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Cyberhagen - March 26, 2016, 12:10 pm
Don't even know where to start with this one. Hatred and ignorance through the roof, and can't explain Hermain Cain or Allen West. I've probably met just as many people who vote democrat who are racist as I have people who vote republican
Olympusmanager - March 26, 2016, 9:12 am
Then please explain The Knockout Game and polar Bear Hunting. The Stupid is strong with this one too.
11BangBang - March 26, 2016, 7:44 am
Reginald Denny... ahem... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Reginald_Denny

Liberal Logic -

democrat politicians leave you behind -

Warmist Stupidity -

punish -

TAGS: trump isis punish women abortion
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - April 4, 2016, 10:38 am

This is actually what is "Victim Blaming" -

TAGS: trump mcgraw carolina rally punch
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fauxnews - March 14, 2016, 1:18 pm
http://cdn.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dictator-quotes-dictatorship6.jpg Also, see comment#79573
freasy - March 14, 2016, 8:02 am
What Bull ****, but what do you expect from liberal nut jobs. I don't like trump, but this makes me want to vote for him to piss you off.


TAGS: heritage ancestry conservative constitutionalist repunlican
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - March 5, 2016, 8:19 pm
THat's how Obama and Hitler rose to power as well.

Groundhog Day -